meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

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lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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